Oberheim
Yamaha
Steinway and the lot
I must of played the wrong piano
Cause it left me with
I don't know what
So don't talk to me about mistakes
yes we all simply have got to take precautions
I musta played the wrong piano
Cause now I just feel nauseous
Some sexual turned into some biblical
And then became a game
Of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now I don't what's the use
Ruppert Murdock and Larry Flint
Bob Guccione and the U.S. mint
I took out the wrong subscription
And I don't know what I'm gonna end up spending